tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40629132024-03-06T21:09:16.914-08:00SlushpileI wax pathetic. Wanna watch?...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.comBlogger697125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-16234817757504590152012-08-29T16:04:00.003-07:002012-08-29T16:04:32.807-07:00
Today I read poetry. A dangerous thing to do.
Reading someone's chosen words makes me think.
And thinking makes me think some more.
Thinking more makes me contrast and compare and compare and compare...
Drawing attention to the anxiety pit growing in my stomach.
Don't look down.
It's embarrassing to say what you really want. You know?
...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-12248401271979924202011-02-04T00:05:00.004-08:002011-02-04T00:30:09.347-08:00thursdayYou know when you have a point? You may even be right and you feel pretty sure you should make your point because they say communication is essential...communication is key.And so you go ahead and make that point. You're going to talk about your feelings because it is important to talk about one's feelings in life.You have something to say.You open your mouth and you hear your voice -- wheedling,...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-84228471513958342322011-01-28T18:56:00.000-08:002011-01-28T18:57:13.420-08:00Call me HeinzParenting Tutour (Tri cities)from craigslist | free stuff in vancouver, BCIs your boy causing you problems? If so, call me Heinz. I offer free advice and tutoring on how to raise a show home quality son. If you want to raise a fine, honest young man with integrity, like my boy Mark, all you need to do is call me at 778-960-XXXX. The apple never falls far from the tree, so I also offer counselling...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-60999965758962730962010-12-22T00:57:00.002-08:002010-12-22T01:07:35.964-08:003 more sleeps...Another Christmas will soon be in the can. For the first time ever, I think, I can't wait for it to be over. What I'd really like to do is run away to some place that is very quiet and hide out in bed for a week. Or two. Alone. Not even a fantasy fellow would be invited. I'm too tired and low feeling to entertain such make-believeness. In fact, I can't even fantasize myself into feeling ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-5674381161150787312010-12-20T20:06:00.011-08:002010-12-21T02:09:09.677-08:00Tis the season to...... do the wrong thing for the right reason. Being a grown-up seems to involve a whole lot of looking the other way, turning the other cheek etc and so on in order to keep the peace. And this season is all about peace, is it not? It's the time of year where families all over the world spend a good deal of time pretending in order to keep everyone happy.Every year I try to recreate these wonderful...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-25887930242453202532010-11-03T23:10:00.003-07:002010-11-03T23:35:30.444-07:00Newfound appreciation for chubby chasers and lactation freaks...It's been over 4 months since I had my son and I've finally given up the dream that all this extra weight will melt away. Just last week I trundled my way through a bootcamp class. This was not an easy decision, you know. I've invested a fair amount of time sneering at women who sign up for "bootcamp"fitness classes. But, desperate times etc and so on. The workout was painful and demeaning - just...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-11034211878681991082010-03-29T22:59:00.003-07:002010-03-29T23:20:16.356-07:00What's cookin?Holy smokes, it's nearly April 2010. Can you guys EVEN believe it?The trees are blooming here and at least a couple days of the week are all about the sun.This is nice. I'm not what you'd call a hot weather girl, but I am looking ffwd to softer days.I am dead tired of covering up with a toque for fear of the rain activating the fro.I've been busy painting & planning and cruising alleys in ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-90237304092988531562010-01-29T18:12:00.003-08:002010-01-29T18:19:57.153-08:00YawnWowee, so bored. I mean really really bored. Seems to be catching. Everyone at the office today was complaining about feeling unenthused and tired.Dreamed last night I was walking around the Lake District with a tall man with a long black beard. He offered me a piece of bread and then he fell over a cliff. Even my dreams are boring and pointless. Well, I don't suppose falling over a cliff is ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-27323630746525699512010-01-27T18:41:00.001-08:002010-01-27T18:52:32.120-08:00CBC News - Consumer Life - Vancouver has world's least affordable housing: reportCBC News - Consumer Life - Vancouver has world's least affordable housing: reportOk, seriously now... World's least affordable housing?? What I am doing here?? I am poor. More accurately, I'm pore. Yes, yes there are others worse off... I am typing this on a Mac laptop, I dye my hair and I even buy coffee sometimes -- but clearly I'm not Vancouver material.Despite 8 years experience as a writer ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-12001390964251787802010-01-23T13:36:00.007-08:002010-01-28T23:33:57.347-08:00Of all the gin joints......"he isnt hearing what you say, but watching the movement of your lips in sexual rumination."Barf. Funny how some things fade from life so easily while others stick and stick and stick. Why couldn't it have been my first crush from highschool, Geoff Cook, boarding my bus Friday morning instead of the black-haired girl who turns my insides to ice? Why is it this person whom I've never met - yet ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-16594577234039006862009-09-06T21:22:00.003-07:002009-09-06T21:30:20.722-07:00Edelweiss...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-59415883401550198362009-09-06T20:16:00.002-07:002009-09-06T20:31:12.577-07:00bbws deserve luvin too....bbws deserve luvin too.... I'm a very good looking guy that usually only hooks up with very attractive, fit woman. For today only I'm going to drop my guard down and pic one lucky bbw for an afternoon of total attention, sexual that is, to that special bbw. I have never tried this but look forward to my first bbw, are you up for the challenge?For today only?!? What are you big beautiful "woman" ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-46222460079761632352009-08-21T10:28:00.003-07:002009-08-21T10:28:55.182-07:00Lowiza by The Lovely Feathers...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-39516199223562941882009-08-09T21:50:00.005-07:002009-08-09T23:03:16.447-07:007-year-bitchAiight, so I'm 37 years old nowadays. Ain't that a kick in the head?That means I've been writing in this blog for 7 years! Crazypants.I suppose I should reflect for a moment. Not much has changed in 7 years other than...I've been hired, fired, hired, fired, hired, fired, hired, fired and hired again by the CBC,I left a marriage, played the field for 2 seconds and settled into an unsettling ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-11930802946159594672009-08-07T22:50:00.002-07:002009-08-07T22:52:52.736-07:00EqualityIt doesn't take much to make me wince and feel sick with grief.On the other hand, it doesn't take much more to make me happy.I'm easy that way. I just wish someone knew how to manage me.I can't offer any pointers. I'm really quite useless at it myself.I ate too much poppy seed square tonight. Melancholy me....http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-70799081618345359782009-08-04T00:11:00.002-07:002009-08-04T00:28:07.285-07:00Camp ElahoI spent this long weekend camping in the Elaho Valley and it was so lovely. Waterfalls, swimming holes and mildly terrifying nights in a tent all contributed to an excellent mini-vacation. This is saying something, considering I forgot the bug spray and the skies were filled with blood-thirsty flies. Seriously, black/deer/horse flies are the assholes of nature. At certain hours of the day I was ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-16267693696622917522009-08-03T22:55:00.004-07:002009-09-06T21:32:49.111-07:00Discretion.It sucks when a guy (whilst driving) ducks and looks past me (sitting in the passenger seat) to get a look at another woman on the street. Believe me, I know women are beautiful and I know it's hard NOT to look sometimes... but, come on. At least invest in a pair of mirrored sunglasses....http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-66003232397273634762009-08-03T20:00:00.002-07:002009-08-03T21:45:02.704-07:00Ew.HOT SUMMER SEX [-- a truly terrible bit of writing full of very bad ideas and descriptions of lady bits that will make your skin crawl, highlighted and bolded. My gift to you.--slush]by Pala Copeland & Al LinkUrban Male Magazine, Summer 1999 [REPUBLISHED WITHOUT PERMISSION, OBVIOUSLY]It's summer, glorious summer and the heat in the air cranks up the heat in your groin. It seems that ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-51236134827118756272009-06-10T11:13:00.006-07:002009-06-10T12:39:45.245-07:00Um... ouch.So, I've put my back out. Wayyyyy out. I blame my sister's baby for a couple of reasons: First, it's fun to blame babies for stuff. And second, he went and practically doubled his body weight without telling me. Vicious. When I tossed the adorable little butterball into the air my old and dilapidated back snapped in half.I' m now on day 5 of painkillers and tortured "sleep". If you have a god, ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-21249363478909131122009-05-28T13:32:00.004-07:002009-05-28T13:48:17.387-07:00This day in history...I know it's been awhile. And this doesn't count as a for-real post, but I just have to say that this may just be one of the worst weeks of my life. It is in fact only second to the same week this time last year. An anniversary weekend that I can barely afford to contemplate is approaching and I am starting to feel pretty desperate. In fact, the anniversary weekend starts today. This time last ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-44220978346097952122009-05-03T11:21:00.004-07:002009-05-03T12:18:34.217-07:00Breaking up is really really really really hard to doI need to drop a 137 pounds fast!! Anyone know a good divorce lawyer? Ba dum dumIt's been six years since my ex and I split. It's time to make it legal, but the legal bit is challenging. I've downloaded the do-it-yourself-divorce kit several times, but every time I try to slog through it, I feel paralyzed. It's complicated and requires full cooperation from my ex. Now, if we were able to ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-30621261175989089932009-03-31T13:59:00.006-07:002009-03-31T17:23:59.143-07:00On the other hand...Woodhands, that is. See, how fickle I am? Now, instead of crooning to tiny tots, I want to eat vast amounts of drugs and swap sweat with nasty strangers... Mind you, one often begets the other....http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-55510571278212023272009-03-31T13:14:00.004-07:002009-03-31T13:28:39.484-07:00Heartbreak in the AfternoonSniffle. This song is breaking my heart. It's 1:15 PM & I'm entering data & listening to Mason Jennings sing to his children. Who isn't a sucker for a good-looking singer/songwriter who loves babies? Oh, right - straight men. Pfft, who needs them? Oh, right again... damn.Well nevermind. I'm just going to carry on my fiery romance with the married and fatherly Mr. Jennings. I think it's ...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-87270603707549049072009-03-27T17:28:00.004-07:002009-03-27T17:38:12.280-07:00Let's Make OutI am pretty much totally in love with this song. I'd also like go on record with the fact that I'm a pretty solid fan of making out. Why don't we spend more time making out in life? I honestly can't think of ANYTHING better. Everything about it is excellent. Furilla.Let's Make Out...http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4062913.post-82985423407431185462009-03-23T23:10:00.003-07:002009-03-23T23:12:14.332-07:00Please check my blog......http://www.blogger.com/profile/11123313424374995066noreply@blogger.com1