Sunday, December 17, 2006

tis the season

Happy week before Christmas! I'm in high spirits, you see. I have a pretty little tree up with my hideousness neatly cropped out. Photoplus Freeware is good! I am employed. That is gooder! Sweet-tarts, I'm back at the CBC! Yes, I know. Crazy, right? This time around, I'm a web producer for a new show. Steady paycheques, come to mama! Well, at least for the next six months. In CBC-land a six-month contract feels rather permanent. You wish me luck.

Sunday, December 03, 2006


Will someone please come over here, to my home, bust open one of my veins and mainline some Claritin into me right, fucking now? I am out of allergy meds and I think - no, I KNOW - that I will not live through the night in the state I'm in.

Fine. Yes, I'll live, but I won't be comfortable.

Or pretty.