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why oh why didn't i just go back to sleep?
car died on the way back from the grocery store.
had to carry pokey-edged products home in thin plastic bags.
did i mention it is arctic cold?
it will cost $50 to tow the hunk of shit.

i don't suppose i could be in a fouler mood.
people have never seemed so repulsive. rubber-necking over a stalled car. i wanted to smash in their common faces.

the ONLY good thing about today is that i had a beer and tomato juice cocktail for breakfast.

i need a little cartoon character, like the Great Gazoo, to sit on my shoulder and advise me.

calgon, take me away.