Me christmas tree is daahhhn. it will be a Lionel Blaire gettin' it daahhhn the bleedin' apples 'n' pears. poor dried aahhht decrepit beast that it 'as become. i 'ave ter Scapa Fla ter Kathy Burke tonight. to prepare for wot promises ter be a 6's and 7's Bubble And Squeak.

time to waste? do what i do: translate your words into different dialects