another day, another dollar.
i am very hungry.
waiting for a frozen pizza to cook.
i wonder if it will taste like delivery?

i took a gamble and ordered shaw highspeed internet.
why a gamble you ask?
well, you see - when i moved into my apt there was cable.
free cable.
ordering shaw internet meant the possibility
of losing my free hook-up.
guess who lost?
yup, me.
no more conan o'brien, no more weather channel,
no more bill kurtis saturdays...terrible.
i can't really afford cable.
sucks to be me.

i have a hangnail.
it tortures me with it's hanging on.
i could bite it off -
but that is...distasteful.

i want a perfume.
it's a lady thing.

a woman at work is planning her trip to NYC
i writhe with jealousy.
i am resigned.

great song on zed:
Betty's Trash