what a strange day.
woke after a good three and a half hour's sleep
bitchy and with a tenuous grasp on reality.
rational thought seemed to be beyond me for
the most part of the morning.
happy to put this monday to bed.

i've been reading Cosmo for the last few days,
and dear lord, what a great read.
it's been ages since i've picked up a copy.
raunchy stuff, but really very educational.
here are just a few of the cover stories:

"What SEX Feels Like For a Guy"
"Little Words and Gestures ALL Men Crave"
"His Hidden Hot Spots"
"Kama Sutra Special - 10 Thrilling New Mattress Maneuvers"

every page jam-packed with randy goodness.
i think i will start reading it regularly again.
haven't had this much fun with the gloss since Tiger Beat
screw those lifestyle lit mags - i'm far more inclined to
pledge the Cosmo girl sorority.

it's "cleanse" time again at work.
i wish i had the discipline to join in.
i joked today that i would start my own cleanse
based solely on wild turkey and bars of exlax.
no one laughed. crickets.

on the bus home a very tall man stood next to me
i caught him leaning over and smelling my hair
he didn't even look embarrassed,
he just smiled and me and said "nice".
like a silly goose i was flattered
and waddled home with a smile.
easy