and so i says, "what the fuck?"
i had no idea jimmy fallon was leaving snl.
i mean no clue.
i am a popculture clod.

i nearly tossed my lime diet coke across the room
when he said his good-byes on update.
and the way he was biting his lips as he did,
i would have liked to help him out with that.

but, really.
where's he gonna go?
he hasn't even done the prerequisite shitty snl character movie.
or has he? i dunno. but i prefer to think he hasn't.
what's a successful, attractive, wealthy young man going to do in nyc.
oh he will rue the day.
rue. rue. rue.

and how about those twins, hey?
freaky looking little ladies.
but alright. they may stay.

and so i must do some work.