Sunday, May 09, 2004

i say i don't buy into zodiac signs
and the like.
yet i am always looking for
something to convince me.
i'm a cancer, you see.
and i never really felt it fit me.
until i read this:

"The Cancerian has many potential faults.
They can be untidy, sulky, devious, moody,
inclined to self-pity because of an inferiority complex,
brood on insults (very often imagined),
yet are easily flattered.
They can be tactless and difficult yet,
because they are normally ambitious,
they will curry favor by floating with majority
opinions, outlooks and fashions of the day.
As a result they often change their opinions
and loyalties and, indeed, their occupations,
and lack stability. They are easily corrupted
and, because they are convincing romanticizers,
can make successful confidence tricksters.
Their romanticism in another sense make
them ardent supporters of causes,
for example a football team with whose
heroes they can identify in a world of fantasy."


pretty much me in a nutshell.
except for that last bit about football.
don't know what the hell they are going
on about there.

typical. i find my brethren in
the laying out of faults.

see? that's some primo crab self-pity.
quick. someone flatter me.

just finished frosting a lovely two-layer cake.
made the most delicious buttercream icing.
i fucked up the inscription.
i'm going a little mad looking at the
crooked cursive.
but, believe you me, writing
in rapidly warming icing is no
small task.
i have doused the bugger in sprinkles.

i should pick up beer.
everyone gets along with
a good old-fashioned mother's day
buzz, i'm sure.
oh yeah, and i'll have to nab
something vegetarian and expensive
for my sister and her boyfriend.

i need a holiday.

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