(this is exacty how i look at this moment. yes.)

shortly after one in the morning,
and i am working on my tan.
i'm a bottled bronze, you see.

david byrne performed on letterman
it was impressive.
i am not a fan, but still.

my muscles are sore.
i worked out yesterday.
decided to be a bit of a hero.

is it normal for a shower to
induce sobbing?
think before you answer.

holy shit-in-shinola,
the chemicals are turning
my hide a lurvely and fairly
natural shade of outdoors.

i want to see troy.
don't judge me.

for the record,
alan rickman still turns my knees
and other less angular bits of me
to jelly.

i guess i should go brush my teeth.
must be very careful not to dribble
down my chin.
i will streak my dye-job.