i am 32 and today it occurred to me that it's been 15 years since i lost my virginity. i can't believe i'm old enough to have anything happen 15 years ago other than a childhood illness. what this really means is that boys are completely off-limits to me - i am now old enough to have mothered one. i've never been into younger men, but still whenever a door shuts you can't help but flinch.

has anyone seen that new stupid pepto bismol commercial?
i do feel for the poor actors cast to simulate diarrhea, nausea, indigestion, gas and something else - all set to congo-line music.

jet is on kilborn. the drummer drums.