Funniest jingle I have in my head right now: "Tim Horton's for the seafood lover in you."

For some reason I have substituted Tim Hortons for Red Lobster. I've been singing it all day without realizing my mistake. As I turned down my bed I found myself crooning the fucking jingle again and realized how I had screwed up the "lyrics". I am very funny. A riot, really.

Tomorrow/today I need to do something fun, entertaining and summer holiday-ish. It's my very last day of holidays until forever from now. It's on, baby.

Quick update: I still would like to become very rich in a manner that requires very little real effort from my camp. I am pretty sure success, wealth and fame would be super flattering for me.