Justin and Cammy are getting married. Two boring blondes planning a celebrity wedding hardly seems worth the keystrokes. Now all we can do is wait for her to get knocked up so we can grudgingly admire her baby-producing glow and congratulate her with being so okay with packing on weight. We'll have to listen to her gush over her newfound "feminine curves" and how for the first time she really feels like a woman - gag. Hopefully there will be many fat photos a la Debra Messing we can console ourselves while we wait for Vogue's inevitable post-pregnancy look-how-the-spawn-hardly-changed-her-figure photoshoot.