Sweet mother of pearl!
I just sat through the most unbelievable reality shows: Amish in the City and The Player.
I really don't know what to say. Both shows were so very very terrible.
I am still covered in goosebumps from embarrassment.
I can't tell you about these shows right now - you will just have to follow the links.
I just had to tell somebody and sadly I had to come here to do it.

Okay, tomorrow night I am going out.
No excuses - I have stated here that I will not bail.
It's as legally binding as anything.