Saturday, September 18

Don't get discouraged if it seems like everyone else is getting a piece of the pie except for you, dear Cancer. Your time will come, but unfortunately, it probably won't be today. While you may want to sink deep into tender feelings and graceful sensitivity, others may want to float on the surface and dabble in their fantasy worlds. Feel free to escape in your own world for a while, but don't be surprised if others aren't eagerly following.

Spooky. I couldn't have said it better myself. What is it about getting old that makes astrology seem like a viable source of information? Go figure.