Wow. I just reread what I wrote last night. What a nerd! And the grammar... Sad, sad lady. Typing and eating and boasting about wine-drinking. It is earlyish in the morning. I am tired and for some reason bloated. Can't imagine why. I must rise and shine, shine, shine! Today I've been promised a motorcycle ride and a trip to Da Kine. Yes, a place where my absolute lack of coolness ought to bust on through. Timely though and I do love motobike rides. Clap, clap, clap!

Ok, enough now. I have expressed regret over writing in this thing last night, told you about my plans for the day, complained about my self-image...I think we're good to go.

Time to go put on make-up. Smashing.