My horoscope for today:

Self-image is likely to be a difficult issue for you to deal with, dear Cancer. Perhaps you have been painting a false picture of yourself lately. In an effort to cover up your insecurities, you may not have been very expressive of how you feel to certain people. This falsely painted picture of yourself is likely to get badly smudged. When you are all alone looking in a mirror, you may find that the person you see is quite different than the person other people see. This conflict in personas may cause you to get in some uncomfortable situations.

Why is it the one time my horoscope isn't completely impersonal, it's way too personal? Last week it was something about not hiring a plumber. I miss the good old days.