Tonight, as I sat waiting the required 30 minutes for my bottled brunette to set, I fell in lust with a scientist. Dr. Armand Marie Leroi is a genetic scientist and superstar lecturer/teacher. The Discovery Channel is airing his three-part "Human Mutants: the documentary series" and I am watching the third part as I write this. The show is interesting enough, but I have to confess - the good doctor in his nice suits, great teeth and lovely voice is what is keeping me glued to the set. Time to rinse.