Wow, 16 more sleeps until Christmas.
This holiday season will be like no other.
I fear New Year's Eve. I hate to be a cliche...
but it's an important eve to me.
Oh, celery sticks! Perhaps it will be okay?
I mean, why not?

Speaking of celery, I really must eat better.
I drink lots of water. Am I absolved/dissolved?
Stupidity to be awake at this hour.
And how.