Guess who is going to Nine Sinatra Songs? Yeah, thassright. Jealous much? Don't be rude - this is fun for me. And the best part...I'm going for free.

Oh and a funny aside:

Just moments ago I was watching Donald Trump on Conan while brushing my teeth with my electric toothbrush when I noticed that the picture on my television was all wonky. It honestly took me a full minute to figure out that it was my eyeballs vibrating from my toothbrush rather than my poor old console tv kicking the bucket. I'm awesome.