The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

Um, wow. What a fucking day. You know what? You wouldn't even believe it. So, I won't pollute your fine world wide web experience with my malarkey. But believe me you, I am actually shocked by the shittiness of the past 12 hours. And I'm accustomed to shit, you know?

Tomorrow I speak at a C.U.P conference. You wish me luck and physical and emotional beauty please. Funny.