I'm sitting atop a pile of cardboard in what was once my living room...and bedroom. It is a disaster. I have movers coming in a few hours and I'm not packed. This is very typical of me, you should know. My left foot is soundly asleep and I ate McDonalds for lunch. I am a sinner and you know what that gets me? One shitty afternoon, folks.

Well, I suppose I should get on with it. But there's soooooooooooooooo much to do!

Maybe the movers will be cute.