Monday, February 27, 2006

Sponsor a 1st World Writer

If I had a million dollars... some poor sonofabitch would pay.

Okay, so it's no secret that I am poor. It's kind of my way. But, please don't get the wrong idea! I don't LIKE being poor. I loathe it.

As of March 31st I will be unemployed. I will no longer have a laptop as it is the property of the CBC. This sucks. Good thing I ain't too proud to beg. A reader emailed me and suggested that I start up a "slushfund". You will note that to your left is a "Paypal" button. Please feel free to donate. The funds will go toward purchasing a laptop and basic living life expenses. If you help me - one day - when I am a very, very famous author I will write you in as a character in one of my best-selling novels/essays/advertorials.

You have my word.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Miranda said...

Laptops are good. So is being written into novels by famous authors. Hee.

Being jobless sucks, consider yourself sponsored.

3/01/2006 11:25 PM  
Anonymous Miranda said...

Laptops are good. So is being written into novels by famous authors. Hee.

Being jobless sucks, consider yourself sponsored.

3/01/2006 11:33 PM  

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