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If I had a million dollars... some poor sonofabitch would pay.
Okay, so it's no secret that I am poor. It's kind of my way. But, please don't get the wrong idea! I don't LIKE being poor. I loathe it.
As of March 31st I will be unemployed. I will no longer have a laptop as it is the property of the CBC. This sucks. Good thing I ain't too proud to beg. A reader emailed me and suggested that I start up a "slushfund". You will note that to your left is a "Paypal" button. Please feel free to donate. The funds will go toward purchasing a laptop and basic living life expenses. If you help me - one day - when I am a very, very famous author I will write you in as a character in one of my best-selling novels/essays/advertorials.
You have my word.
Okay, so it's no secret that I am poor. It's kind of my way. But, please don't get the wrong idea! I don't LIKE being poor. I loathe it.
As of March 31st I will be unemployed. I will no longer have a laptop as it is the property of the CBC. This sucks. Good thing I ain't too proud to beg. A reader emailed me and suggested that I start up a "slushfund". You will note that to your left is a "Paypal" button. Please feel free to donate. The funds will go toward purchasing a laptop and basic living life expenses. If you help me - one day - when I am a very, very famous author I will write you in as a character in one of my best-selling novels/essays/advertorials.
You have my word.
posted by ... at 9:55 AM
2 Comments:
Laptops are good. So is being written into novels by famous authors. Hee.
Being jobless sucks, consider yourself sponsored.
Laptops are good. So is being written into novels by famous authors. Hee.
Being jobless sucks, consider yourself sponsored.
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