Pretty as a picutre, but Ms. Slush seems unhappy as of late. I think that maybe it's her melancholy streak that makes us all fall a little bit in love with her.
If her hearts broken, we all get a little more of her. Does this sound creepy? I don't mean it to. And if it is creepy, then she really does deserver to capitalize on it, don't you think? Why shouldn't she be able to make a living off of us voyeurs?
Maybe I should shut up before I get charged. I think what I wanted to say here is that I love Slush more when she is sad, but I wish I could be in her company when she is happy. I bet she is a firecracker.
Yes, Slush, you really ought to capitalise on this somehow. You already have an audience. I think you are more than capable of attracting a larger one. Cash in on people's memory of you on zed before it is (way) too late. Make a living writing slushpile.
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Everything about you is pretty.
Well, it's true.
Who's arguing with you?
Pretty as a picutre, but Ms. Slush seems unhappy as of late. I think that maybe it's her melancholy streak that makes us all fall a little bit in love with her.
If her hearts broken, we all get a little more of her. Does this sound creepy? I don't mean it to. And if it is creepy, then she really does deserver to capitalize on it, don't you think? Why shouldn't she be able to make a living off of us voyeurs?
Maybe I should shut up before I get charged. I think what I wanted to say here is that I love Slush more when she is sad, but I wish I could be in her company when she is happy. I bet she is a firecracker.
Dear Slush,
Please forgive me for referring to you in my last post as though you were not in the room. I am an idiot.
-bigmouth
Yes, Slush, you really ought to capitalise on this somehow. You already have an audience. I think you are more than capable of attracting a larger one. Cash in on people's memory of you on zed before it is (way) too late. Make a living writing slushpile.
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