Dear Cancer,

You might be feeling pretty sure of yourself, believing that you are going to have fun, but things may not turn out as planned. There are emotional surprises lurking behind even the most attractive situations that may muddle your intentions and obscure your direction. This situation may cause worry for a while, but don't fret; it won't even last throughout the day.

Well, that's just nasty! See? This what I'm talking about! I was born under a bad sign. Now, I lay me down to sleep and wait for the other fucking shoe to drop.