I'm self-employed, I love to work at nothing all day

Friend #1 to me and Friend #2: "I think that the three of us should volunteer for the film festival!"

Me: "Sure, why not?"

Friend #2: ...

So, I'm officially a VIFF volunteer. My friends, however, are not. Colour me a sucker. Oh well, it should be interesting and I guess it couldn't hurt to meet some new people. Even though, technically, I hate meeting new people. And guess what? I know fuck-all about film. My good friend Acquilad said it best: "I hate film. I love movies."

I just finished a delicious New Town Bakery pork bun. Delish. However, moreover and furthermore - do not order the chow mein. Or the BBQ pork and rice...or the noodle soup. Yes $4.50 for a meal, is indeed to good to be true.