a-fucking-choo!
Will someone please come over here, to my home, bust open one of my veins and mainline some Claritin into me right, fucking now? I am out of allergy meds and I think - no, I KNOW - that I will not live through the night in the state I'm in.
Fine. Yes, I'll live, but I won't be comfortable.
Or pretty.
Fine. Yes, I'll live, but I won't be comfortable.
Or pretty.
posted by ... at 1:30 AM
3 Comments:
Hot showers, buckets of hot chicken noodle soup, sleep.
Rinse, lather and repeat.
bless you
hot showers, buckets of fried chicken, lots of beer.
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