goodnight moon

Several glasses of red wine later and my hips are sore and I can't sleep because my brain is swelling just enough to make my eyeballs hurt. A bigger skull sure would come in handy.

I've lost the remote control and the Slice channel is on. I've watched Brat Camp, Try My Life and now Bridezillas has started. Please God, grant me the strength to reach the power button. Oh dear, the bride is getting cowboys to spank her.

Love you.