Dear Cancer stick

Creating a healthy balance between your emotional needs and what you must do at work seems difficult now. With the Moon in your 6th House of Healthy Living, it's crucial that you stick to your workout regimen today. If you haven't been exercising, it's a perfect time to start a new program. You will have more energy if you spend more time on yourself.

Har dee fucking har har.

I'm back in town. Expect more of this good stuff.