Walter is my boyfriend

This is the dress I treated myself to. Guess how much. Really... guess! Well, it's from the spring 2007 collection and it sells in stores for $300 US... and I paid $40. Yes, it's true. No, you're not dreaming. Yes, I'm the best. And yes, I look EGGS-actly like the model does in this dress, minus her thick thighs and homely face. Poor dear.