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Your emotions can lure you off track today, so don't express everything you feel. Usually this wouldn't be a problem for you cautious Crabs, but others could push your buttons, causing you to react without thinking. Being truthful is the best policy, but there is no reason to upset someone just so you can feel self-righteous

Pfffft. That's what I have to say about that. My buttons are pushed and I am quite looking forward to upsetting someone so that I can feel self-righteous. So put that in your celestial pipe and smoke it.

I'm really not liking many people right now and I am happy to report that I can reasonably lay all the blame at the feet of the disliked. I just want some proper bullshit-free time. Is that really so much to ask? Well, yes -- for us self-righteous crabs -- it seems to be.

I'm not terrifically excited about the holidays this year. I'm too tired. Besides, if I spend too much time thinking about Christmas I'll start to analyze how I think things should be and compare them to how things really are. And that, my lovers, does not fill the heart with Christmas spirit. However, moreover and furthermore -- I am glad I'm going home for Christmas this year. My whole family will be together for the first time in a very long time and there will be kids around this year which makes things a lot more fun. And there will be snow!

I think I want to go to Vegas for New Years. Now, don't go telling everyone! I thought of it first.

What else? Oh yes, I am getting intolerably fat. Seriously. I watched a special on Dateline last night about meth addicts and they were all quite slender. My anti-depressants already make me twitch and I've got the rambling on and on to myself thing covered. I will look into this.

Now I go cook dinner.