a series of unfortunate events

Daily log: Wednesday, Dec. 12th, 2007

• woke up (6:00 a.m.)
• went back to sleep (6:01 a.m.)
• woke up (6:08 a.m.)
• 6 snooze sessions later, stumbled out of bed into the shower
• blow dried and hot rollered my hair into a really kickass hair do
• admired perfect hair
• looked closer and noticed gigantic zit on my chin
• rubbed my eyes, convinced that i must have had a wad of inflamed flesh-coloured gum stuck on my chin
• shouted out in pain and fear due to intense pain when wad of gum turned out to be giant chin acne
• applied extra eye make up to "draw the eye upward"
• got dressed
• got undressed
• got dressed
• got undressed
• realized that i was wayyyy behind schedule (7:45 a.m.)
• called a taxi
• realized that Fido cut my service
• argued with Fido rep for 15 minutes
• demanded to speak to supervisor
• Fido rep apologized for calling me a liar and reconnected my service
• called cab, got in cab and rushed to work feeling powerful due to small victory over Fido rep (8:10 a.m.)
• forgot about chin acne
• remembered chin acne when giant zit got its own pulse
• ran into office with 5 minutes to spare before "leadership in training" meeting starts
• decided to take the stairs up to the meeting room
• got locked in the stairway for TWENTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
• walked up and down 4 flights of stairs trying all the doors
• hyperventilated due to panic and asthma
• knocked on all the doors
• sat on the stairs and cried a little
• heard voices and frantically knocked on the door
• tried to be cool whilst explaining to stranger from a different dept that i was locked in stairwell (hoped he couldn't tell i'd been crying)
• slunk into meeting (9:10 a.m.)

There was more stuff but I'm SUPER bored now. I can't imagine how you feel! Pore things.

I have to go apply hot compresses to my giant zit.


I love you all