Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Potent Rodent

Word up, my fellow rats! This is our year to make some noise! And I don't mind saying that me and my rat brethren are kind of awesome. I mean, just check us out:

Smart, Magnetic, Well-liked, Affable, Quick-witted
, Surreptitious, Selfish, Protective, Calculating

Rats are beautiful people with magnetic personalities. The Rat herself can't help but notice the admiration she receives from others. If the Chinese say there are few poor Rats, there are an even fewer number who are not sexually stimulating- especially as young people. Rat people are romantic, and are always happier to have someone to share with.

One of the Rat's greatest assets is her charm. Rats can melt hearts with their smiles. Add that to their coquettish personalities and you can easily see how they conquer the hearts of others. She's also lively and genial, and has a special gift for easing the minds of others.

Rats tend to be tense, full of nervous energy, petulant and prone to stress. Rats also harbour a bit of aggression; yet, they are usually able to control it.

They make a better boss than an employee and, although motivated, they can be pinned down by routines.

Rats Dislike: Doing without things they want, strict time keeping, any routines, being at the end of the line(!!!)

Rats make excellent:
Writers, Broadcasters, Actors, Advisors, Counselors, Lawyers, Politicians, Designers, Engineers, Managers, Directors, Administrators, Entrepreneurs, Musicians, Stand-up Comedians, Researchers, Historians, Race Car Drivers

Jealous? It's OK. No need. Just keep coming back here and let me use my special gifts to put your minds at ease. And if you're lucky, I'll smile for you and melt your cold, envious hearts.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses. *bites knuckles

2/06/2008 8:10 PM  

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